If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
(via seroquel-nation)
Sometimes I think I’m going insane but then I think, haha, I was born insane.
i love you baby
(via ambivalent-idiot)
i disagree with this totally. as a “gay” man. and a Taylor Swift fan.
the line was funny shit. i’ve done it before. oh? i’m annoying? oh? i’m desperate? no, i’m just a bi-polar bad-dick with a spiteful ass tongue. that’s okay. see ya Monday! your ass’ll be crying by the end of day after 25 people walk up to you and ask you if you really did fool around with Jacob Fuselier at Taylor Ray’s house.
how’s about we get a picture of a famous rapper stating their distaste for racism and couple it with them spitting a lyric such as “niggah niggah niggah.”
frankly, i’d like the words “faggot”, “fag”, “queer”, “dyke”, extc. to be decriminalized. i use these words all the time. they’re some of my favorite curse words.
BUT, i wouldn’t like their usage coupled with malicious intent to be condoned in any way. it’s never okay to call someone a fag just to be a cunt. with that being said, don’t forget: they’re just words. they only hurt as much as you let them.
i had a guy drive by me today, stick his ugly head out of the back window, and ask me, “hey, are you gay?” a simple question, but we all know he was trying to be a cunt. what did i do? i turned around, flipped him off, and flashed my dick at him. sure, you could say the passerby black SUV didn’t deserve to be subjected to my flashing. but whatever. i had fun.
(Source: thetreesareenergy, via thevikinggoddess)
only the good die young. </3
(Source: dancingelephants26, via thevikinggoddess)
Cuts on my ankles
Ribs showing through
If I were concerned
I’d know just what to doThey’re quick to say
Just eat the food
But you and I and ED know
That would not feel so goodThe dizziness, the cold, the fix that I’m in
Is just the price for my quest to be thin
(via seroquel-nation)
Kaylee Greer is my best friend and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
And Marisa Manchac ain’t half bad… :D
We’re so cool.
Lesbians.
Gays.
LMAO.
Love<3